| A | EADGBE X02220 | G | EADGBE 320033 | F#m | EADGBE 244222 |
| E | EADGBE 022100 | Bm | EADGBE X24432 | F# | EADGBE 244322 |
INTRO: Bm E A Bm E A Bm E A
F#m E
Inside every teenage girl there's a fountain
F#m E
Inside every young pair of pants there's a mountain
Bm E A F#m
Inside every Mother's eyes is Tommy Tinkrem's bed
Bm E A F#m E
Inside every candidate waits a grateful dead
CHORUS 1:
Bm F# G
I make it a thing, when I'm on my own to relieve myself
Bm F# G
I make it a thing, when I gazelle on stage to believe in myself
Bm F# E
I make it a thing, to glance in window panes and look pleased with myself
G E Bm
Yeah, and pretend I'm walking home
BREAK: Bm E A Bm E A
F#m E
I took it so bad, I sat in the correction room
F#m E
Took me a fag, and a kick in the moon
Bm E A F#m
Well, I ain't gonna suck no radar wing because inside this tin is tin
Bm E A F#m E
Would you like techno plate 'cause I'm your candidate, oh yeah
CHORUS 2:
Bm F# G
It's a matter of life and the way you walk, you've got a Brylcream queen
Bm F# G
It's a matter of tact in the things you talk, that keeps his passport clean
Bm F# E
A matter of fact that a cock ain't a cock on a twelve inch screen
G E Bm
So I'll pretend I'm walking home
BREAK: Bm E A Bm E A
Bm E A Bm E A
F#m E
You don't have to scream a lot to keep an age in tune
F#m E
You don't have to scream a lot to predict monsoons
Bm E A F#m
You don't have to paint my contact black now I've hustled a pair of jeans
Bm E A F#m E
Do I have to give your money back when I'm the Fuhrerling
CHORUS 3:
Bm F# G
I'll make you a deal I'll say I came from from Earth and my tongue is taped
Bm F# G
I'll make you a deal you can get your kicks on the candidate
Bm F# E
I'll make you a deal for your future's sake I'm the candidate
G E Bm
Lets pretend we're walking home
OUTRO: Bm E A Bm E A...repeat until fade
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